Paris — Follow Angelina’s Lead

Posted on June 26, 2007. Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton |

Hilton insists she’s a changed woman after serving time behind bars.

“I would like to make a difference,” she told Barbara Walters. “God has given me this new chance.” …

Hilton told E! News last week that she plans to build a “transitional home” to help recently released inmates readjust to freedom.

After reading this about Paris Hilton, I have some advice.

Paris, this plan you have to transform yourself could totally work. And, your newfound spirituality doesn’t come completely out of the blue. I remember that The Simple Life episode where you spent time being the “mother” in an Islamic household. Displaying your spirituality, you still meditated using the prayer rug even after you got home. Your bodyguards struggled to retain their composure but I found the scene completely charming. Yes, this could really work.

Remember, a PR makeover has worked wonders for Angelina Jolie. After being touched by Billy Bob Thornton and leaving no doubt in our minds as to her mental health, she still snagged Jennifer Aniston’s husband, Brad Pitt. I’ll admit Brad’s not exactly a Mensa candidate but he’s not the only one taken in. Ann Curry practically jumped in Angelina’s lap and panted when she interviewed her for Dateline. The Pope wouldn’t have engendered more awe and respect. So, in few months, follow Angelina’s lead. Wear a grown-up dress, talk about your good works, and all will be forgiven. You might even enjoy an advantage Angelina does not have. You might be the real deal.

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